Shallow Sh*t

I recently had a conversation with a man who told me he was a great catch. He ran off his stats like he was up for a MVP award: 6 feet, employed, no kids, well built and... something else that is pretty inconsequential. He believes these attributes entitle him to be extra- picky in the women he chooses to "wife up." And he only wifes women of a certain height (tall), a certain complexion (light), a certain hairstyle (long, straight, real). Can’t remember everything else he was looking for, but as he rattled off his long, over-detailed list, all I could think is: This is some shallow sh*t...

 

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